Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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