i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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