the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
