did you get engaged???
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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