i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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