Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
