that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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