Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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