Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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