sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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