just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize