Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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