He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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