So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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