i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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