I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Dick very happy bro
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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