ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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