i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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