She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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