this boner is exhausting
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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