You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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