i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
no you cant smoke seaweed
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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