With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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