Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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