By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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