I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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