I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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