maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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