Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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