We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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