if you like me you must not know who I am
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I skipped work to stalk him.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
