So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
vagina is talking i cant
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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