your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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