I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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