can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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