But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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