your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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