For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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