I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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