But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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