i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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