He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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