You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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