would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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