She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
he just fucked me for my cheese..
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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