i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We were destined to go to rehab together
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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