You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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