I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
