Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
farters have to be the big spoon...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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