Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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