He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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