Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
