Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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