I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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