the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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