we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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