Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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