Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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